For those of you who have wandered here by accident, thinking that this is a porn site: move along, move along, nothing to see here. Unless of course pictures of guys in sweatclothes holding a teddy bear have a special appeal for you, in which case REALLY move along, I don't want to hear about it.
This is in fact the download spot for the 1995 album of parody songs about Transcendental Meditation and life in Fairfield, Iowa--home of Maharishi University of Management.
The zip file contains the album, cover art, and lyrics.
You can download them here:
HORIZONTAL PROGRAM